better things

Is “slutful” a word? 

only-slightly-insane:

vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

I mean look at that. That’s water.

Flying water.

FLYING

FUCKING

WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

on the tumblr, the mighty tumblr, the nightbloggers talk about flying water…

this is actually fantastic and also inappropriately funny

eating sunflower

seeds; one escaped down my shirt

so the search begins. 

If I were a dolphin the entire East Tower would be dead by now.

If I were a dolphin the entire East Tower would be dead by now.

robust-russ:

I literally wept.

My face the whole time: =D

rquirky replied to your post: I… am UD.

maybe…..just maybe….

You ARE UD!!!!!

A post in which my 13 year-old brother is surprisingly philosophical:

(We were out skateboarding and he nearly beefs it on a trick)

Me: “Whoa, take it easy, bro.”

Him: “No one ever got anywhere taking it easy.”