better things

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

combee:

i give you

pokemon showdown

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makatanghibangworld:

NEVER BELIEVE IN 3 PEOPLE:
         Sagittarius, Aries, and Pisces.
       -They are the most selfish and mean.
NEVER LOSE 3 PEOPLE:
         Taurus, Cancer, and Capricorn.
        -They are the most sincere and true lover.
NEVER LEAVE 3 PEOPLE:
         Virgo, Libra and Scorpio.
        -They can keep secrets, friendship and they can see your tears.
NEVER REJECT 3 PEOPLE:
         Leo, Gemini and Aquarius.
        -They are true, loyal and honest friends.

Well damn, rude.

notmadeup-ofmetaphors:

Don’t you ever say I just walked away I will always want you

notmadeup-ofmetaphors:

Don’t you ever say I just walked away I will always want you

Don’t mess with Ash

neilpatrickheaven:

crystallinedemons:

imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room  stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom

"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do