imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
found this in a doctors office
im not convinced they know what drugs do
…and the lord said “bro it’s fall, pumpkin spice for all”, and the people did cheer, and consume their lattes and ice creams and muffins. and it was good.
i could go into the kitchen and make soup right now. i could chop up a whole onion and put it in there and nobody could stop me. i could put cereal in it. i could dump the whole bowl onto the floor and roll around in it naked while barbie girl plays and then order ten of those 7 foot long gummy snakes online and nobody could do a goddamned thing. being an adult is terrifying
fondly remembering when my sister put this dinosaur in the water because she thought it was one of those expandable “grows in water” things and she waited two weeks and i told her it probably wasnt gonna grow and she yelled at me and said “things take time loren you gotta have a lil hope” and its been close to a year now and this is still in our bathroom
how i feel about life
“It is Uranus, my dear,” said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.
“Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?” said Ron.
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