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When they’re babies, people will come up and say to you ‘Are they a boy or a girl?’ when the kid’s in the pram and you can’t tell. And immediately when you tell them which gender it is they will behave differently according to what you tell them. It got to the point where we didn’t want people to know what gender the baby was. Just treat it as you’d treat someone you wanted to be nice to! Why is it so important to you to know? And then you hear people saying ‘Oh, look at him, he’s a little flirt isn’t he’, or ‘Oooh, she’s gonna wrap you around her little finger’ and all this. What are you on about? She’s two months old, she’s just shat herself.
Alan Davies completely and utterly demolishing gender roles (via vanillanice)
dirkstridersbraces:

W E LCOME TO THE JAM

dirkstridersbraces:

W E COME TO THE JAM

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

combee:

i give you

pokemon showdown

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makatanghibangworld:

NEVER BELIEVE IN 3 PEOPLE:
         Sagittarius, Aries, and Pisces.
       -They are the most selfish and mean.
NEVER LOSE 3 PEOPLE:
         Taurus, Cancer, and Capricorn.
        -They are the most sincere and true lover.
NEVER LEAVE 3 PEOPLE:
         Virgo, Libra and Scorpio.
        -They can keep secrets, friendship and they can see your tears.
NEVER REJECT 3 PEOPLE:
         Leo, Gemini and Aquarius.
        -They are true, loyal and honest friends.

Well damn, rude.

notmadeup-ofmetaphors:

Don’t you ever say I just walked away I will always want you

notmadeup-ofmetaphors:

Don’t you ever say I just walked away I will always want you

Don’t mess with Ash