damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
i give you
NEVER BELIEVE IN 3 PEOPLE:
Sagittarius, Aries, and Pisces.
-They are the most selfish and mean.
NEVER LOSE 3 PEOPLE:
Taurus, Cancer, and Capricorn.
-They are the most sincere and true lover.
NEVER LEAVE 3 PEOPLE:
Virgo, Libra and Scorpio.
-They can keep secrets, friendship and they can see your tears.
NEVER REJECT 3 PEOPLE:
Leo, Gemini and Aquarius.
-They are true, loyal and honest friends.
Well damn, rude.
Don’t you ever say I just walked away I will always want you
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
found this in a doctors office
im not convinced they know what drugs do