When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me
|—||me every time I meet someone (via silence-andothersounds)|