better things

Sep 18

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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“When they’re babies, people will come up and say to you ‘Are they a boy or a girl?’ when the kid’s in the pram and you can’t tell. And immediately when you tell them which gender it is they will behave differently according to what you tell them. It got to the point where we didn’t want people to know what gender the baby was. Just treat it as you’d treat someone you wanted to be nice to! Why is it so important to you to know? And then you hear people saying ‘Oh, look at him, he’s a little flirt isn’t he’, or ‘Oooh, she’s gonna wrap you around her little finger’ and all this. What are you on about? She’s two months old, she’s just shat herself.” — Alan Davies completely and utterly demolishing gender roles (via vanillanice)

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Sep 17

I am so excited for Halloween because it’s the best holiday ever obviously

But multiple times this year I’ve observed in stores a purchasable decoration that disturbs me: cat skeletons.

Why cat skeletons?! Human skeletons, yes of course. Black cats are a must-have (I have two live ones myself) but cat skeletons? I shouldn’t be freaked out by something so silly but I am.

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thejudge:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.

thejudge:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.

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radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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