(Source: cockenblog, via caricatureoftradingmistakes)
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is
family dinners more like
Welcome to the flute section, where the notes are sharp but the attitudes are sharper.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
this is it.
(Source: femmeasfuck, via fierceandfemme)
Just walked up to my cat, put my hand on his head and said “you are a small cat man.” And he kinda nodded and blinked slowly and I’m just glad he understands.